tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22796813.post4282975487287003119..comments2022-12-05T04:01:02.600+00:00Comments on The 11 Plus Exam Blog: Eleven Plus BribesOn-line At Etchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12968761124899206676noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22796813.post-16646504769689709692008-04-22T17:30:00.000+00:002008-04-22T17:30:00.000+00:00What's a Fair Bribe?Taking his seat in his chamber...<B>What's a Fair Bribe?</B><BR/><BR/>Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. <BR/><BR/>"So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe." <BR/><BR/>Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. <BR/><BR/>"You, attorney Mr. Smith, gave me £15,000. And you, attorney Mr. Jones, gave me £10,000." <BR/><BR/>The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a cheque. He handed it to Mr. Smith. <BR/><BR/>... "Now then, I'm returning £5,000 to you Mr. Smith .... and then we can decide this case solely on its merits!"<BR/><BR/><I><B>Now that's what I call a fair bribe!</I></B>Paul Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09282693003391308206noreply@blogger.com