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Friday, March 27, 2009

Eleven Plus Twitter

Primary school pupils will be offered lessons in Twitter and Face Book. We need to develop our Eleven Plus Twitter.

0605 MumDream - Waiting for first cup of tea. All children asleep. T.G.

0608 DadUp - Milk has run out. Jogging to buy.

0609 Neighbour – His shorts look great. I do like blue on a man.

0610 Sunny – Hi mum. Slept on 34 as you suggested. Still can’t do it.

0611 Papershop – He’s taken full cream. I told him you like skimmed. Sorry.

0614 MumDream – Try removing the third and the fifth letter. Any good?

0620 DadUp – Jogging and Twittering is a new experience!

0614 Daughter2 – Mum – Jill’s in the bath. Tell her to hurry. Leave third letter.

0618 MumDream – Shower is wonderful.

0620 Neighbour – And from behind.

0625 Sunny – Pips. Onto 45 now.

0636 DadUp – Wooops! Wrong milk. Must have been different cow.

0656 Eleven21 – I hate exams.

0657 Daughter1 – Breakast is Yuck. Love Mars to start.

0657 DadUp – Where is?

0658 Friendly – The 7.12 leaves New York 20 mins.

0658 Welly – Just milking Jersey cows. Richer cream content.

0659 Neighbour – Washing net curtains today.

0659 Sunny – Mum, battery’s low.

0659 Mischief – Fish for supper tonight.

0700 Sunny – What is the square root of 36? (Please)

0712 Daughter2 – I prefer Blur.

0713 Mischief – Missed the 7.12 – will fly to Boston instead.

0714 Sunny – Nearly done. Can I walk the dog?

0715 Daughter2 – Don’t return. I hate that dog. It smells.

0720 MumDream - Breakfast.

0721 MumDream – Come on.

0722 Neighbour – Might leave curtains down.

0723 DadUp – Manchester United is real.

0724 Daughter1 – Physics today. All wound up.

0724 Neighbour – How silly.

0725 Daughter2 – Off to catch the bus.

0730 Sunny – Battery is still low.

0731 Daughter1 – Are you plugged in?

0745 MumDream – The square root of 36 is 6.

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