It is generally considered to be a sign of weakness. Real men do not it. Reading a book of instructions is not considered to be `manly’. It is much easier to simply follow common sense in the knowledge that `it will come right in the end’.
This rush of blood came about because I was almost forced to read the instruction for a `BT Access Manager’. This is a piece of software that is needed to install an E170. An E170 HSPA is a USB stick. Information guide, a little book about 6cms by 6 cms, has 12 pages of instructions .The safety information is covered in detail pages 13, 14, 15 and 16. The main points covered include:
Do not use your wireless device when it will cause danger to electrical devices.
Avoid inflammables and explosives.
Do not use your wireless device while driving. (A bit difficult when it is attached to a lap top.)
Do not allow small children to swallow the components.
Promote recycling to protect the environment.
Eleven Plus safety instructions could include:
Remember to say please when asking for urgent help.
Do not tackle papers after `words’.
Read all instructions twice.
If the male members of the family do have to concede defeat on a question – and thereby ask, or even plea, for help - then you need to make a point of reading the instructions twice, work out how to answer the questions and then say repeatedly:
“There you are. I told you so. Read the instructions.”
“There you are. I told you so. Read the instructions.”
“There you are. I told you so. Read the instructions.”
“There you are. I told you so. Read the instructions.”
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