If our children could be offered a different type of Eleven Plus examination then naturally the content would need to change.
There was an old man from Blackheath
Who sat on his set of false teeth.
Said he with a start,
“O, Lord, bless my heart!
I have bitten myself underneath!”
In a shower of rain;
He stepped in a puddle,
Right up to his middle,
And never went there again.
I’ve got a dog as thin as a rail,
He’s got fleas all over his tail.
Every time his tail goes flop,
The fleas on the bottom all hop to the top.